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Transfer Rum-o-meter: Neal Down to Rovers?

Whilst Doncaster Rovers continue to put more people on trial than Jerry Springer rumours reaching Viva Rovers suggest that the club are poised to make Neal Eardley their next signing of the close season. According to The Muslim News the Championship club are ready to offer £150,000 for the player, described by many as being the boy with the arab strap. Sources close to the player claim that he is miffed about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Owen Going Don?

Whilst all the fuss has been about the many trialists at Cantley Park rumours reaching Viva Rovers suggest that Doncaster are poised to make Michael Owen their next signing of the close season. According to The Hastings & St Leonards Observer the Championship club are ready to offer £1.3million for the player, described by many as being a boyhood Rovers fan. Sources close to the player claim that he is enchanted by the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers Get Run on Mills?

Rumours reaching us at Viva Rovers over the weekend suggest that Doncaster are poised to make Joseph Mills their next signing of the close season. According to the Doncaster Free Press the Championship club are ready to offer the pillock who does the matchday PA announcements in exchange for the player, described by many as being as honest as they come. Sources close to the player claim that he is boosted by the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers to Capture Okocha?

Word on the street in the ghetto that surrounds the boarded up former gothic splendour of Viva Towers this morning suggests that Rovers are poised to make Jay-Jay Okocha their next signing of the close season. According to BBC Look North the Championship club are ready to offer a spare set of Vandanel tracksuits for the player, described by many as a boyhood Rovers fan. Sources close to the player claim that he is furious about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Is Ramon Our Man?

Whisper it quietly, but rumours reaching Viva Rovers this morning suggests that Doncaste are poised to make Ramon Nunez their first signing of the close season. According to Stephen Fry on Twitter the Championship club are ready to offer £400,000 for the player, described by many as looking a bit like someone I know, but I can’t quite put my finger on who. Sources close to the player claim that he is overjoyed about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Donny Move For Danny

Rumours circulating on the streets around Viva Towers this morning suggests that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Danny Shittu their first signing of the close season. According to Communist Party daily The Morning Star the Championship club are ready to offer a Steve Ogrizovic Pro-Set Card for the player, described by many as being a modern interpretation of the themes and  ideas apparent in early cubist works. Sources close to the player claim that he is preoccupied about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers Eyeing a Real Gift

Breaking news reaching Viva Towers this morning suggests that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Gifton Noel-Williams their first signing of the close season. According to Talksport the Championship club are ready to offer Ryan Burge and Waide Fairhurst for the player, described by many as being past his best. Sources close to the player claim that he is made-up about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers to Peru-se Solano

You heard it here first folks, Viva Rovers has been privvy to rumours suggesting that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Nolberto Solano their first signing of the close season. According to The Sun the Championship club are ready to offer the remaining concrete terracing from Belle Vue for the player, described by many as being a modern tragedy. Sources close to the player claim that he is unsettled about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers Make Brad Move

Word on the street outside Viva Towers suggests that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Brad Friedel their first signing of the close season. According to Talksport the Championship club are ready to offer £5million for the player, described by many as being a prompt and efficient payer; five stars. Sources close to the player claim that he is bemused about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Cody Looking to Doncaster

Rumours picked up by Viva Rovers suggest that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Cody McDonald their first signing of the close season. According to Steve Hossack the Championship club are ready to offer 12,000 Czech Koruna for the player, described by many as being ready and willing. Sources close to the player claim that he is stimulated by the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading

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