Rumours circulating on the streets around Viva Towers this morning suggests that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Danny Shittu their first signing of the close season. According to Communist Party daily The Morning Star the Championship club are ready to offer a Steve Ogrizovic Pro-Set Card for the player, described by many as being a modern interpretation of the themes and ideas apparent in early cubist works. Sources close to the player claim that he is preoccupied about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium.
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