Breaking news; rumours reaching Viva Towers suggest that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Kazenga LuaLua their first signing of the close season. According to the voices in my head the Championship club are ready to offer an undisclosed fee for the player, described by many as being a complete moron. Sources close to the player claim that he is disappointed about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium.
This Rovers related transfer rumour was created using our patent pending Transfer Rum-o-meter, with numbers selected at random by @tombiltcliffe. Any relation born to a credible rumour is purely by chance, although should also make you doubt anything you read about transfers for the remainder of the summer. To create your own Transfer Rumour contact us on twitter @vivarovers with five numbers between 1 and 50, in any order.