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Transfer Rum-o-meter: Vaughan Set for Rovers Move

Another exclusive from Viva Rovers as rumours reaching us here in our underground news bunker suggest that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make David Vaughan their first signing of the close season. According to Sky Sports the Championship club are ready to offer two tickets for the Westlife gig at the Keepmoat Stadium for the player, described by many as being desperate for a move. Sources close to the player claim that he is traumatised about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium.

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Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers to Lure LuaLua?

Breaking news; rumours reaching Viva Towers suggest that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Kazenga LuaLua their first signing of the close season. According to the voices in my head the Championship club are ready to offer an undisclosed fee for the player, described by many as being a complete moron. Sources close to the player claim that he is disappointed about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Jalal Set for Move North?

Whsipers abound at Viva Towers that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Bournemouth goalkeeper Shwan Jalal their first signing of the close season. According to our Colin who’s just been down the ground the Championship club are ready to offer £300,000 for the player, described by many as being Nando’s number one customer. Sources close to the player claim that he is traumatised about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers Hot Shot to Trot

Doncaster Rovers may be yet to make a genuine move in the transfer market, but the word on the street near the Viva Rovers offices are that the club are poised to make ‘Hot-Shot’ Hamish Balfour their first signing of the close season. According to The Independent the Championship club are ready to offer a tenner for the player, described by many as being Nando’s Number 1 customer. Sources close to the player claim that he is depressed about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-Meter: Rovers to Wade Into Market?

Rumours reaching us here at Viva Rovers suggest that Doncaster are poised to make Wade Elliott their first signing of the close season. According to a family friend the Championship club are ready to offer £75,000 for the player, described by many as being cheaper than you’d think. Sources close to the player claim that he is moist about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Surprise Rovers Move in the Mixu

Fresh off the grapevine that snakes past the windows of Viva Towers is the rumour that Rovers are poised to make Mixu Paatelainen their first signing of the close season. According to The Sun the Championship club are ready to offer £250 worth of Premium Bonds for the player, described by many as being a boyhood Rovers fan. Sources close to the player claim that he is satisfied about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers to Spend a Few Pennies on Guy

Rumours reaching us here at Viva Towers today suggest that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Lewis Guy their first signing of the close season. According to Talksport the Championship club are ready to offer £100,000 for the player, described by many as being cheaper than you’d think. Sources close to the player claim that he is comforted about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: McAuley Set for Doncaster Switch

Rumours reaching us here at Viva Towers today suggest that Doncaster Rovers are poised to make Gareth McAuley their first signing of the close season. According to The Birmingham Mail the Championship club are ready to offer a signed picture of Francis Tierney for the player, described by many as being desperate for a move. Sources close to the player claim that he is disappointed about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Brown to Make Rovers Return?

Rumours reaching Viva Rovers suggest that Doncaster are poised to make Chris Brown their first signing of the close season. According to Radio Sheffield the Championship club are ready to offer a drop of brandy, some kind words and a hearty handshake for the player, described by many as being desperate for a move. Sources close to the player claim that he is incandescent about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »

Transfer Rum-o-meter: Rovers to Get Ivan?

Viva Rovers has been privy to strong rumours that Doncaster are poised to make Ivan Sproule their first signing of the close season. According to The Carrickfergus Advertiser the Championship club are ready to offer £900,000 for the player, described by many as being fed up with his current club. Sources close to the player claim that he is guarded about the prospect of working with Sean O’Driscoll and Richard O’Kelly at the Keepmoat Stadium. Continue reading »